Mor(Peacock) Morni ko
Mor(Peacock) Morni ko
kiss karne laga.
Morni use rok k idhar
udhar dekhnelagi,
Mor: Kya hua Janu?
Morni : Dekh rahi hu aas
pass Discovry wale to
nahi hai,
Saale MMS bana lete hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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