Benefits Of Learning Different Languages
Maan Apni Beti Ko Dantate Hue Kahti Hai.
Maan: “Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Kiss Kar Raha Tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu Nahi Kiya?”
Beti: “Maan, Main Use Mana Kaise Karti Mujhe To Bangali Bolni Hi Nahi Aati“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.
Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
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Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu
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Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tere lye,sb se rishta toor dia tere lye, tune aj tk kia hi kya mere lye. .
Larki!
Munni budnam hoe darling tere lye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
Teacher : Is k spelling batao?
Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0
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paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.
First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?
Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...
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Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.
bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.
Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;
khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;
KHAN: cycle ki. G Ö Khöcha!!!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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Ladki Ki Top Per Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design Ko Pappu Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Thha.
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Pappu: “Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par
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