Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend
Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
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Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
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Thha?”
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