Ye Baat Tune Chupa Ke Achha Nahi Kiya
Santa Apni Biwi Se Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Tum Bachhe Ko Kya Pilati Ho?”
Biwi: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice”
Santa Hairani Se: “Oye Tu Ne Kabi Bataya Nahi, Orange Juice Kiss Side Se Aata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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