Sardar Ji to Laloo

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Laloo rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.

Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views
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