Sardar Ji to Laloo
Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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