Sharaab Vakiye Hi Buri Cheez Hai
Daaru Ki Wajaah Se Barbaad Hue Santa Ne Kasam Li Ke Sharaab Kabhi Nahi Peeunga Aur Ghar Se Daaru Ki Saari Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.
1st Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Gayi”
2nd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Mera Ghar Bika”
3rd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi Chali Gayi”
4th Uthayi To Woh Bhari Hui Thhi, Kuch Soch Kar Bola
“Tu Side Mein Ho Ja Iss Mamle Mein Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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