Chand kahan hai?
GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|
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