Karachi 2 Peshawar

Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:

"Are you suffering from Fever?"
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Pathan: No, I'm Gul Khan from Karachi 2 Peshawar.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 331 views
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