Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan
Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
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” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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