Do u know English??

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!
Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 267 views
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