Race...
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek
hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay
rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 575 views
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