Modern basanti

Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,

Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 606 views

agar me mar gaya to

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?

Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi

Girl: agar me mar gayi to?

Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Exam ki rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan saw a man stealing purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)