A woman ws kidnapped

A woman ws kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husbnd n demanded money...

Husbnd replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI ;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 293 views
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