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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;
BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;
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Bhagwan ne Aurat ko khubsurat banaya,
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Chanhal banaya,
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Juban dekar...
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"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
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The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.
Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se
gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.
Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.
Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi
harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki
tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.
Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota
peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.
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Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.
Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.
Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.
Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.
Chinese: Gussay say: Han main American hoo
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Bania kaaran poochta hai.
Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.
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A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."
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Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai
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Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay
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