Sardar Ko Blood Ki Zarrorat
Ik amir Sardar ko heart surgery ke liye blood ki zarrorat thi.
Ik garib Bania us ko blood donate karta hai. Sardar usko 5 crore ka inam deta hai.
Sardar ko ik bar fir blood ki zarrorat padti hai. Bania badi khushi se usko fir blood donate karta hai. Iss bar Sardar usko ik Cadburies Chocolate gift karta hai.
Bania kaaran poochta hai.
Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 500 views
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