A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 554 views

POLICE or AMBULANCE

Wife- Look A thief has entered our House & eating the Cake prepared by Me
Husband- Oh my God
Whom should i CALL?
POLICE or AMBULANCE

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student

Engineering student in Maths Class
Student: Why do we learn this?
Teacher: To Save Lives
Student: But How?
Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

shaikh

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bijli To 2 Din Se Band Hai

Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.

Ki Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)