Search Results for 'pappu'

Papu to docter

Papu:me so so 6 baje karta hun aur potty 7 baje.
Docter:to is me masle wali kia bat hai?

Pappu:me uthta 8 bje hon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sub se ziyada khofzada

Teacher:insan apne ap ko sab se ziyada khofzada kb feel karta hai?

Pappu:jab wo 1 aise wash room me baitha ho jis ki kundi na ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pappu while filling

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
pappu 16 bachon

pappu 16 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar daawat
pe gya.
dost ne itni bari family dekh kr gussay se kaha:
haya nai aayi?
pappu: nahin aaj uska exam hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher Versus pappu

Teacher: Insan wu hay ju dusru k kaam aaye Pappu: Lekin exam kay waqt na tu khud insan bantee hay na dusrun ku bannay deti hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Petrol pump se 2 KM door

Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay
Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga,
sab nechey utre aur dhaka lagana shuru kar dia aur kaafi
dair k baad petrol pump per pohunch gaye.

kuch jawan thak k behosh ho gaye.

Pappu Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major sb ne kaha ke pechhey jo drum hay us me bhi dalwa lo .

Pappu Dvr ne jawab dia “sir wo tu full hay ,
Emergency k lye rakha hua ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
“Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”

Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar
Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai,
Samjha Kar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha
Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari
Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri
Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan
Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Movie Dekh Kar Bhi Kuch Seekh Sakte Hai Kya?

Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Pappu Ka Dost Pappu Se
Puchta Hai.
Dost: “Titanic Dekh Kar Kya Sikha?”
Pappu: “Sikha Vikha Kuch Nahi,
Abhi Tak Soch Raha Hoon Ki Aise Mast Moke Par Bhi
Koi Painting Kaise Kar Sakta Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Attendence.. Pap

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Can't Dance Sala

Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ...

Wah Wah

But Pappu Can't Dance Sala

Wah Wah Wah

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha

Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai.
Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob
Khayal Rakhta Hai
Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis
Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne
Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
Bich Mein Us Ladki Ki Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha.
Le In Mein Se Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad
Nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hume Insaaf Chahiye

Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)