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Tell the Name of any Microsoft Product?

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Bunty: MS Excel

Lucky: MS Word

Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . .

Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.

Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye To Bachpan Se Hi Tez Thha

Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sala Jo Bhi Ho Jaye Par Ye Nahi Sudhrega

Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se
Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola.
Pappu: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo”
Pappu: “Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With Due Respect I Beg To Say That I Love You Devi Ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Story With A Moral

Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka

Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”

Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”

“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
give me a sentence starting with “I”.

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

PAPPU: I is…

TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
how do you spell “crocodile”?

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
find North America

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
COINCIDENCE?

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”

PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ankhein theek hogayeen


Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?

Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawah Puchha

Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”

Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PaPpu To Doctor

PaPpu To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat Achi Rakhi Hai,

Uska Haath Lagte He Mai Theek Hogaya,
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Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thappedh Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Arey Paagal Sabko Maar Dalega Kya?

Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon
Se Puchne Lagi.

Madam: "Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh
De To Tum Kya Karoge?"

Pappu: 'Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To

Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ka Dimag

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?

Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.

Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho

Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.

Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)