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Teacher : Which part of Human Body expends

Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??

Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P

Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher : Right !!

Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
New Teacher: anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald . . . ?

Girl: Why, Because You’re Loving It . . . ? ;)

Boy: No, Because It’s Greasy N Fat . . . ;P ;D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
People consider me as a "GOD"

Santa :
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A couple

A couple were arguing.

Wife:u dont like anybody in my family

Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
when nobody loves u

when nobody loves u,

when nobody care 4 u,

when everybody ignore u,

then

sit in a CORNER,







close your arms







and says,











chawal e nay saray.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti

Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:

Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.

Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.

Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.

Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.

Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.

Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.

Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.

Katrina Par Gair Kanooni Dhang Se Chadhe Hue 7 Aadmi Giraftaar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher asks Girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
COINCIDENCE?

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”

PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Where Were You Born?

Boss: Where Were You Born?

Pathan: Peshawar…

Boss: Which Part In Peshawar?

Pathan: Kia Which Part….

Poori Body Born In peshawar..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Where Were You Born?

Boss: Where Were You Born?

Pathan: Peshawar…

Boss: Which Part In Peshawar?

Pathan: Kia Which Part….

Poori Body Born In peshawar..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test.
He gave definitions as follows.
ANTIBODY:
Against everybody.
ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
CARDIOLOGY:
Advance study of playing cards.
CAT Scan:
Scanning for lost CAT.
COMA:
Punctuation mark.
BACTERIA:
Back door of a Cafeteria:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ik sardar apny gar k bahar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

wa sardar sahib kia body hai

Iss pr sardar bola ……….

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)