New Teacher: anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
pappu stoodup
Teacher: R U stupid?
Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 571 views
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