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Most Romantic physics shayari

Most Romantic physics shayari...
FOCUS mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka FORCE laga dil pe yaar,
Aisi woh sundar ki raha na jaye. .
MIRROR IMAGE hi sahi, ek baar toh dikh jaye..

Pyar CURRENT sa dil mein behne laga..

Main uske MAGNETIC FIELD mein rehne laga.. Uske bhaiyon ne dekha toh aisa toda..

ZERO POTENTIAL kar k chhora..
Dua hai meri usse kavi COLLISION ho jaye..

Aisa TORQUE lage usse ki woh UNSTABLE EQUILIBRIUM ho jaye...

Pyar ka SHOCK usse bhi lag jaye..

HIGH KINETIC ENERGY se woh mere galey lag jaye..

Warna URANIUM NUCLEAS sa toot jaunga..

FREE FALLING body sa chhat se kudh jaunga....,., !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A conversation between man & women

A conversation between man & women
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Man : How old are u ?
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Woman : A woman never tells her age
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Man : Just tell me your age
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Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age .

Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ?
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Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody
ever made me say my age ?
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Man : Hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahh ahahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
texi driver

I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Bakra Eid Special message

Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p

VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......

Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....

Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......

Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........

Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!

Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Believe it or not

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.

One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".

Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paisa Bachao Paisa, Santa Ke Idea Se

Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.

Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor
Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic

Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”

Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meaning Of Zodiac Sign

Santa Was Filling A Slambook.

He Didn’t Know The Meaning Of Zodiac Sign.

He Turned The Previous Page & Saw That Somebody Had Written Cancer, So He Wrote Bavasir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blonde in pain


A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."

The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan is greater

Pathan is greater than Newton :-

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A rich Sardarji needed blood

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fracture In Finger

Pathan:
Doctor Sahb
Pore Jism Main Kahin B
Ungli Lagaon To Boht Dard
Hota Hai

Doctor Sugested Full
Body Xray

Wen He Checked Xray
Found
Fracture In Finger

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy 2 grl

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!

Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Gandhi Ji

Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.

Rajinikant: “ Wah Re Bapu, KyaBody Hai! ”

Bus Tabse, Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)