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While Driving Down The Road The Motorist

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.

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