Police; 227 Jokes
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Policeman:” Sab kuch
bata dovarna chaddi
utar
ke marunga..
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Santa:”Sir, Galti maine ki
hai, to Aap kyun apni
chaddi utaroge..???…:P:D
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
kia hal ho gya yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?
Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)