Police; 227 Jokes

The Comishener

It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes And

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A drunk man was smoking

A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A cop pulls a guy over

A cop pulls a guy over

Sir, why were you speeding?

Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How is a police

How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kaha ja rahe ho Banta

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phansi Se Pehly Aakhri Khuwahish

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?

Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Headlights Not Working

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police or Ambulance?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police kyu Pakda?

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tu kahan baithega

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal rath chor mere

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Promotion

Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh

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?
Bola:
Aaj Se Tu DSP K 7 Soegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ways To Catch A Tiger

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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