Police; 227 Jokes

Ek Traffic Police Wala

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se:-

Main Kitni Dair Se Siti Baja Raha
Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya:- Beta
Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar
Hai Kya :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Traffic police chalan book

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'

Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ... ...
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga

Police: Naam bol

Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"

Police: (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Inspector to Santa

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police: Car Gas Par Hai

Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Pathan: No

Police: Petrol Par
Pathan: No

Police: Diesel Par
Pathan: No

Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ?
Pathan: Installment Par Hai G.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Chor,Police se chupta hua

1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tuti Qabr me lait gya.Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha ke shayed log Mayat par Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Fatta fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di. Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan:

“Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti daalo is par to Azaab shuru ho gaya ha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nya sipahi(inspector se)

Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha

Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?

Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police: Tenu kal subah 5 vaje

Police: Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi

Sardar: HA HA HA

Police: Q hasda piya wain

Sardar:- Main te utthda he 9 Wajay Aan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nya sipahi(inspector se):

Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha

Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gupta was driving car very rashly.

Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Traffic Policeman

traffic police: aap 180 ki speed se q ja rahe ho?
pappu: aap logon ne he tuo side wale board pe likha hai
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"yaad rakhiye ghar pe koi apka intizar kar rha hai...!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police officer 2 his son!

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
... band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Inspector to Banta:

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive

Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge

Santa-main is se apn driving license bannaunga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Police: What’s Your Crime,

English Police: What’s Your Crime, Why You Are Here?
Chor: RBI Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha…
English Police: What Competition You Idiot
Chor: Note Chapne Ka Mamu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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