Police; 227 Jokes

Police

aik police walay ka beta exam

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

aik foji train main ja raha th

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

first friend: yar aaj main nay

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

) kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo abhi

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mind karte hain

Police:park me aisy kiun bethay ho?
Admi:hum donon shadi shuda hain
police:to ghar me betho
admi:es ka shohar aur meri bv mind karte hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Saboot to utha lo

Aik marasi police station ki diwar k sath peshab kar raha tha.
Police ne pakar liya

jb use le jane lage to wo bola:mola khush rakhe, saboot tay chuk lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Chal Police Ko De Aain

2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila
1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain
2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?
1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police:tmne ye boardnai parha k

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board
nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy
Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli
mar k dekhlo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam
bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ... ...
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire
chalana!" :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV

Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki
chori hogayi hai Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye
chodaa hoga Naman: mujhe kya pataa sir main us
samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 thief’s were busy in a robbery

2 thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police
came out of building !! 1st thief : Oh !
The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief :
Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek andha police main bharti hua

Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund
Firing Ke Liye."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mare bete ka credit card chori ho gaya

Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Inspector

Inspector questioning Manager in Govt.Office:Who
accepts bribes in this office?
Manager:How much will you give me for that
information??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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