School and College; 1241 Jokes
Teachr 2 studnt-past, present, future ka 1example me deti hu or 1tum do
Tchr-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rhungi.
Stdnt-apko vham tha,vham h or vham rhega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English class-kid: Me sleep with dad last night Madam corrected : NO beta,I slept with dad last night..
Kid : Aap mere sone k baad aayi hogi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal: I tried ur number so many times,it said switched off..!!!!
Student said:"ya itz my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock....!!
Student roXx....!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master- Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?
Santa- Masterji, Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to boy:
1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag
Kya hoga?
boy: paisa
teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti
boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?
STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.
TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 Santa:Ur son is a fool c report Card
Eng- 6Maths- 7Sci- 4Sst-8Pbi- 8TOTAL- 33
S:'Total' me to kamaal hi kar diya, Iski to tution b nhi thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal : y r u late..all ur classmates came to class in time..??!!
Student :
"jhund me kutte ate hain sir......
sher to akela ata hai "
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tchr:Galti hone pe maafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
Stud:Samajhdar.
Tchr:Aur galti na hone pe b mafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
Stud:Boyfrnd...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:shadi kya hai?
student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..
or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- who is your fav. writer??
student- your daughter.
Teacher- why??
Student- Everyday she gives me a nice love latter.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say
kaisay nikalta hai???
Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..
Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza
Anday main ghusa kaisay????
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Translate into English
“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab
Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”
Pathan: My mind is full of data base
O God! Please make me a mental case….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”
Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,
parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher santa sey Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mai
'MAGAR' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,,
santa:-
"Wo Mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!!
'MAGAR'
'MAGAR'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)