School and College; 1241 Jokes
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ramono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Pakistan k kitne soobe hain?
Pathan:
Teacher: Good
Pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hai chalo ab un k naam batao?
Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junub.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tamam Students se Appeal Hai k Woh apny apny result aany se pehly:
GHAR Ki sab Chaplain, Jharu Aur Wipers chupa den.
A msg From: 'SSF'
'Student Saving Federation
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Student doosray se: "Bhai ye LARKI kya hoti hai?"
Doosra: "Pata nahi Bhai! Main to khud DAWOOD COLLEGE main parhta hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao woh kya cheez hai jisay tum roz dekh to saktay ho, Par Torr nahi saktay??
Student: Miss Aapka Muun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sara: Kya Aapko Pata hai?
Books Saamne Rakh k Bhi na Parhne Wali Beemari Ka kya Naam hai?
Chaudhary: Aahoo!!! Begherati
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fact of Class Room:
Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey
To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz
He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him!
Be Positive. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Parent: How Did You Write Your Exam?
Son: They have Given the Questions Which I don't Know.
So I Wrote Answers Which They don't Know! :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attitude Of A Student:
While Reading Question Paper.
Said: This Exam Is Too Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.
Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.
Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay. Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To. Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur... Zor Se Chillao:
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Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai. Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)