School and College; 1241 Jokes
Paper Se Pehle Ki
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher said to Sardar: Write here your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What’s this mean?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy and girl of class 2 asked their teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO, Never!! Its impossible.”
Boy said 2 girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to sardar: You born in…?
Sardar: Amritsar
Teacher: which part in Amritsar..?
Sardar: what means of part, all body parts born in Amritsar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:
English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8
Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher to sardar:
5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??
Sardar: fish
Teacher: good nd baqi 4??
Sardar:
Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!`
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)