School and College; 1241 Jokes
Teacher- "behind every successful man there is a women" What we learn from this?
Students- we should stop wasting time in studies and find a women
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?
santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne
Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?
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Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
Santa:kal apki beti ko dekha. Aaj pyar krta hu. Kal bhaga k le Jaynga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?
santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne
Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?
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Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 GOLU : Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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GOLU:
HANDS FREE !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tcher To Studnts:
Art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.
10min Baad,
Tcher: Train Dikhao?
St: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots
Sir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Students- KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
PATHAN- Juice bana K...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga
Boy- Sir Maine b "e" Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya
teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko nend me cahlny ki adat ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)