Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
.
by Shak (few years ago!) / 920 views
Similar Jokes
Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya
Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:
Call urgently, she wants your number
ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein
phone nai utha raha ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .
Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:
jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
.
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
.
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai
gaya c.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Faqeer 2 Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
Warna Mujhay 1 Aisa Khofnaak Kaam Karna Paray Ga
Jis K Khayaal Se Hi Meri Rooh Kanp Jati Hai
Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
Lady Khofzada Ho K 10 Rupay Deti Hai
Or Dartay Dartay Poochti Hai Kon Sa Kaam Baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat Mazdoori.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man : My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar
mila..
Us par likha tha "isse palat do,
kuch ban jaoge
.
.
.
.
"Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf
likha tha...
.
.
.
.
.
'Mubarak ho tum Bewkuf Ban
Gaye..
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)