pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?
pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?
Ricksha wala: 50
Pathan: 20 lelo
Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega
Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega
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