Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Mehman khushi khushi dono per phool barsa rahe the

Jab dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas aaker baithi, to weh bola

Thoda paas hoker baitho, ek swari aur baith sakti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar:'Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."

Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blonde's computer brokedown

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Orat Police Station Me

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye

Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laakhon Rupaye Fasse Hue Hai

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.

Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhobhi And Gadha

Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)