Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Mehman khushi khushi dono per phool barsa rahe the
Jab dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas aaker baithi, to weh bola
Thoda paas hoker baitho, ek swari aur baith sakti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1451 views
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