Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad
Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau
Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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