Bache ka ticket
T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer
12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte
hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne
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