Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy
Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy
.
.
.
zalim jis me
.
.
.
.
bachpan me Mamu & Jawani me Januuu Nazar Ata hyyyy
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 864 views
Similar Jokes
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy and girl of class 2 asked their teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO, Never!! Its impossible.”
Boy said 2 girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khushiyan Kiya Hoti Hen?Jokes Ek
sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye
khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray
sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum
umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi
by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)
A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white paianted main gate and becomes very angry and call upon her child;
mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints over main gate?
ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to open the gate.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya
Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!
Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
.
.
"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
.
.
Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)