Pathan
ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja
Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura
nokar ne phon receve kia
pathan:
Begam Saheba se baat krvao
nokar:
Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,
pathan:
Par sahab to main hu,
nokar:
Ab me kya karu?
Pathan:
Mar de dono ko
AFTER KILLING
nokar:
Lashon ka kya kru?
Pathan:
ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja
nokar:
Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai
pathan:
To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?
nokar
Nahi
pthan
sorryWRoNG NuMBEr
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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