Pathan


ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

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