Pathan
Pathan went 4 interview
Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro
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