Faqeer Aurat se

Faqeer Aurat se: Allah ke naam mein 1 rupiya de do

Aurat: Sharam nhi aati road mein bheek mangtey hoo

Faqeer: Sali teray 1 rupiyay ke liye pura office kholo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1100 views
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