Jyotish Aur Bhavishya

Jyotishi Ek Lady Se: Tumhare Pati Ka Bhavishya Jaanna Chahti Ho??

Lady: Nahi Inka Bhavishya To Mere haath Main Hai Filhal Bhootkal Bataiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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