Jyotish Aur Bhavishya
Jyotishi Ek Lady Se: Tumhare Pati Ka Bhavishya Jaanna Chahti Ho??
Lady: Nahi Inka Bhavishya To Mere haath Main Hai Filhal Bhootkal Bataiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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(after 15 days)
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to
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Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
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