Jyotish Aur Bhavishya

Jyotishi Ek Lady Se: Tumhare Pati Ka Bhavishya Jaanna Chahti Ho??

Lady: Nahi Inka Bhavishya To Mere haath Main Hai Filhal Bhootkal Bataiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 694 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dill girl campus main



Biology k Sir:

Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur heart?
All boys shouted loudly :

In

“GIRLZ CAMPUS”

Sir smiled & said:
Mera v ..:).:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Qaidi hain

Police wala:tumhara koi mulaqati nai aya kia sub naraz hain?
Qaidi:nai wo pehle hi qaidi hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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RAAZ Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 4 jho0t aur bi

Har khushi teri taraf mod dun,

tere lye chand tare tak tor dun,

khushiun k darwaze tere lye khol dun,

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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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