Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
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Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
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