Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.

Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Duniya Ka Pahla Mobile Jab Bana

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To

Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Public Bathrom Gia

Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia
Aur 2 Ghanty Bad Nikla
Bahr Betha Jamadar Bola:
40 Rupy

Sardar Bola: Me Tatti Keti Aa Yahoo Ty Chat Nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Headlights

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)