Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr

Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:

Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.

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