What is difference between
What is difference between
bus conductor nd driver...
Ans.Conductor so jaye to kisi
ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka
ticket kat jayega...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p
VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......
Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....
Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......
Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........
Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!
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