Pathan 2 Doctor:
Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

Doctor:
Suggested Full Body XRay
When He Checked XRay ,
He Found Frecture In His Ungli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 947 views

Funny

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

Mother To Doctor On Phone:
Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai
Mai Kya Karo

Doctor:
Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Suit Kitne Ka

Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?

Dukhandar: 1500 ka

Larki: Uff aur wo wala

Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)