Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1242 views
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