Sardar said to doctor
Sardar said to doctor :P ore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views
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Koi larki humein thura de to koi gam nai
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Pathan was crying like anything.
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Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
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Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
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krna,
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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
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Funny Bapu In Interview
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Bapu: Porbandar.
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Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
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Techr-USNe KHuD KHuSHi KarLi.
uSSe KHuD KHuSHi KarNi PaDi
DiFFernCe BaTao?
GOLU-PeHLe WaLa PaDha LiKHa BeRoZGar Tha.
Doosra shadi Shuda Tha..
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9) The need for the same style of shoes in many different colors.
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