Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.

Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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