Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.
Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii.
He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Men Will Always Be Men:-
The Wife left a note on the Fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!"
"Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the Beer was cold
"What the hell was she talking about?? Fridge is working fine!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Basic Maths
The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?
Seven replied Johnny
No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?
Six replied Johnny
That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?
Seven replied Johnny
Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?
Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.. :D
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di..
Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka..
Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka..
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga..
Profesr:" Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse badi taqat hai..
Itne me last row ki bench se ek Student ki awaaz aai....
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Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekhlo, ho sakta hai wo uski “BEHAN” ho...:p :O :D :D
Students Rocks - Professor Shocks
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAK
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Funny Pakistani Man: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.
Indian Man: Beta bolke dikha.
Kid: english english english english english...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)