Cockroach k liye Powder
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?
Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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