Search Results for 'agar'
Sardar:
Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?
Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein
Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple
Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein
Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Recruit Sey:
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass
Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?
Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha
Dhishkoon,Dishkoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai
Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
by sana (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:
Tumhein Pata Chalay Ky 2 Train
Ek Hi Track Pe Aamny Samny Se
Aa Rahi Hain To Tum Kya Karoge?”
Sardar:
Main Kanta Badal Donga.
Officer:
Agar Na Badal Sako?
Sardar:
Main Red Signal Donga.
Officer:
Light Na Ho To?
Sardar:
Main Red Jhanda Dikha Doonga.
Officer:
Jhanda B Na Mila To?
Sardar:
Main Chotay Bhai Ko Bula Longa.
Officer:
Kyun?
Sardar:
Ohnu Train Di Takkar Wekhn Da Bara Shoq Ay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yad Ha
Ap Ne Kaha Tha K Agar Exam Me Pas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.
Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yad Ha
Son:
To Mubarak Ho
Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek admi baat karte waqt uski mobile ko charge khatam ho gaya
:dur, mobile ka charge kiun khatam hota hai?
:sir, mobile ko CNG pe convert karo paysa khatam hoga magar charge khatam nahi hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.
Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan:tum nai hum ko dhoka diya diya hai...
Dukandar:nahi sar hum nai apko asli radio diya hai....
Pathan:abe ghada is par likha hai MADE IN JAPAN magar jab kholo to khetha hai yai hai karachi fm 107.
by hammad (few years ago!)
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?
Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .
Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar
kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga
Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)