Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 609 views
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